Friday, February 20, 2009

At least it wasn't a high schooler

Open Scene
A busy 1st grade classroom, full of eager kids ready for art. After the lesson is explained the sound of pencils on paper is heard.

A little boy in the front jumps up excitedly and looks at me.
Boy: Momma! Look!
Me: Momma!??
Boy: *embarassed* Oh, I called you momma..haha. Well, it's because you look just like my momma. Your hair, your face..your,*scans down to my chest* uhh...uhhh....even your earrings! She wears earrings, too! *Sits down and continues to work*
Me: I need an adult!


Tasha said...

Boys are all the same... 1st grade or in their 50's... they just want to look at your earrings.

Katy said...

That's a good story, "Momma".

Do I drink too much caffeine? Well, yes I do. Would that have something to do w/ my vision? My sinus' are crazy as well.