Friday, January 28, 2011

Ninja, please.

Lanky kid in a hoodie: *opens door, rolls in a ball across the floor, crawls to my desk on his belly, pops up slowly in front of my desk* "Did you know I was there???"

Monday, January 24, 2011

Stuff My Students Made

Your Mother for $200, Alex.

Kid with gloves, after being asked if he was late: No, I came in on time...unlike Burt Reynolds on Celebrity Jeopardy, he comes outta nowhere.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

O, Engineers.

Sports girl: Yes, he is real smart. He's going to college on a scholarship for be a pioneer or engineer or something....

Ft. Lauderdale WKRP

Kid with the Germs t-shirt: What does this mean? Kin-sin-atty? What is that? Kinsinatty??

Me: That says "Cincinnati".

Kid with the Germs t-shirt: Well, whatever man...I'm not from Florida.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Goth Talk

Goth boy: Someone told me that I look like So-and-So Scissor Fingers.
Me: Do you mean Edward Scissorhands?!?!
Sheepdog Haired Boy: I think you look like a wizard.

Monday, January 3, 2011


Space Cadet: Ohhhh, I am so hungry. I have mustard chicken in my car. Don't you dare call me "ol' mustard chicken car".