Sk8r Die kid: Have you saw the preview for Hangover III? Me: You mean have I seeeeeen it? "Saw" should come after a pronoun. Sk8r Die kid: Pshhhh what's a pronoun even, like a professional noun??
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Thursday, February 9, 2012
I look good eating this banana.
That was the toughest game of Mega Man of my life.
No...it was Brendan Fraser guys. He was in Wal Mart and I followed him all around thinking..'That's Brendan Fraser in a jersey!!!'.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Me: Ok, you need to be figuring out what you're going to draw to represent our town.
Shaggy Shaggerson: *thinks* Can I draw those people that sell dogs in the Wal Mart parking lot?
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Cher-obsessed boy: Mother Teresa is by far the sexiest lady of all time....
Monday, November 28, 2011
Me: Where is your sketchbook already?!?!
Lanky Kid: I lost it in the great sketchbook fire of '96. Please don't bring it up.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Me: When did you last cry?
Lanky kid: Last night....when I had diarrhea soooo bad. And next time I cry I'm going to write you a letter with the tears as proof.
Me: What word would you use to describe yourself?
Lanky kid: *Pause* Chicken. *Pause* NO! TURKEY.
Lanky kid: HEY JUMPER. I'm getting an owl *Pause* No. I'm getting a falcon. Then we can have *SCREEEEEEEEEECH* contests.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Shaggy-haired senior: Maybe Monet was a cyborg. Is that a bundle of wires in a field, or some haystacks? You don't know.