Friday, May 8, 2009

Today's Threat/Compliment/Injury

Junior Boy: Heyyy, Ms. Jumper...are you gonna be here next year?
Me: Nope. I'm not.
Junior Boy: *pause* I will destroy you.

Ten minutes later....

Junior Boy: Heyy, Ms. Jumper...does this look infected?

End Scene

Friday, May 1, 2009

Today's Fact

Banana peels were once beaten and dried to use as papyrus by students on remote islands hundreds of years ago. Probably.
Today my students followed in that tradition to let me know that they were going to home ec to dry their socks. Why use real paper when you can use my breakfast??