Thursday, November 19, 2009

I like everything about that statement..

Me: Hey, what are you gonna do after high school?
Small Freshman: Make my own brand of tissues, go to college, and be a lawyer *Swigs Dr. Pepper and walks away*

Monday, November 16, 2009

Monday Mayhem

Friday, November 6, 2009

Fun Fridays-Updated

Me: Hey, how was the sub yesterday?
Small Emo Boy: She flipped me off and made me brush her hair.

Me: You should name your new cat Taylor.
Spacey Girl: No! That's my friend Taylor's name! *Scrapes cheese off Sonic wrapper with teeth* I'm thinking 'Cheesepaper'.

Kid to other kid: HEY! GIMME BACK MY UNICORN!!!!

Spacey Girl: Man, Miss are so lucky I didn't drop this biscuit on the ground when the door hit me in the head! (I AM lucky, that biscuit was gooood)

An open letter to the family of a wasp, murdered in cold blood, by a sophomore boy:

Dear Mr. Wasp,
I am terribly sorry for killing you. It really felt like you were trying to sting me so I was just protecting myself and my classmates. I hope you understand where I'm coming from. It was just my natural instincts kicking in. They told me "hey, that wasp is going to sting you, someone better kill it", so I killed you. IT was only for the betterment of the class. My sincerest apologies go out to your family and friends.