Friday, November 6, 2009

Fun Fridays-Updated

Me: Hey, how was the sub yesterday?
Small Emo Boy: She flipped me off and made me brush her hair.

Me: You should name your new cat Taylor.
Spacey Girl: No! That's my friend Taylor's name! *Scrapes cheese off Sonic wrapper with teeth* I'm thinking 'Cheesepaper'.

Kid to other kid: HEY! GIMME BACK MY UNICORN!!!!

Spacey Girl: Man, Miss Jumper...you are so lucky I didn't drop this biscuit on the ground when the door hit me in the head! (I AM lucky, that biscuit was gooood)


An open letter to the family of a wasp, murdered in cold blood, by a sophomore boy:

Dear Mr. Wasp,
I am terribly sorry for killing you. It really felt like you were trying to sting me so I was just protecting myself and my classmates. I hope you understand where I'm coming from. It was just my natural instincts kicking in. They told me "hey, that wasp is going to sting you, someone better kill it", so I killed you. IT was only for the betterment of the class. My sincerest apologies go out to your family and friends.

2 comments:

*Adrienne* said...

ha ha ha classic letter for the dead wasp...too bad you can't get a copy to his little wasp family

Miss Jumper said...

Adrienne, I demanded he get detention of write an apology letter. Maybe we'll leave it outside for the family to peruse at their earliest convenience.