Smart WOW kid: I know that because I read it in my book about ancient bats.
Friday, October 28, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Me: So, who is the Surrealist artist we all know...he had a crazy mustache?
Me: COME ON! He painted clocks melting?
Girl in front : Oh...clocks..yeah, that's Flava Flav.
Rocker Kid: Oh, hey..my drumset's birthday is today!
Rock Brain: Yeah, but..beauty isn't in the eye of the beholder...it's in the eye of the BUTT holder.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Me: Hey, are you still staying at your grandma's?
Lanky Lankerson: No, no more grandma. All she did all day was talk about people and cry.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Freshman Girl: Why are you taping pizza crusts together???
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Ol' Red: Dude, do you realize you have two backpacks on?