Friday, October 28, 2011

Overheard on a Friday

Smart WOW kid: I know that because I read it in my book about ancient bats.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011


Me: So, who is the Surrealist artist we all know...he had a crazy mustache?
Class: *crickets*
Me: COME ON! He painted clocks melting?
Girl in front : Oh...clocks..yeah, that's Flava Flav.

Rocker Kid: Oh, drumset's birthday is today!

Rock Brain: Yeah, isn't in the eye of the's in the eye of the BUTT holder.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Me: Hey, are you still staying at your grandma's?

Lanky Lankerson: No, no more grandma. All she did all day was talk about people and cry.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Freshman Girl: Why are you taping pizza crusts together???

Freshman Boy with Pizza Crusts: Quiet. I'm working.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Ol' Red: Dude, do you realize you have two backpacks on?

Not-so-small-emo-boy: Yeah,'s for my Pokemon cards.