Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Summer Olympics 2040

Bro 1: Ugh, I forgot. I have detention for misbehaving in Spanish.

Bro 2: What for??

Bro 1: Playing "Gay Chicken" disruptively.

Bro 2: What's "Gay Chicken"?!

Bro 1: When you get as close to kissing your dude friend as you can before chickening out.....I won.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Dead serious kid with no shoes: I like your earrings, by the way...they remind me of me. I like to fly. I'm a fly guy. Not a shy guy.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I see my friiiends.

Not-so-small-emo-boy: (Frantically) Wait a minute...it's the Tuesday after Spring Break and not a single person has mentioned Rebecca Black?!?! Maybe they're waiting for Friday....

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Mini-Space Cadet's Thoughts for Thursday

Wait, isn't a breast argumentation a boob job?

That giraffe is farting hearts, sooooo cute!

I'm going to put my sister on Craigslist.


Me: Hey, I like your cardigan.
Not-so-small-anymore-emo boy: *Pulls out imaginary card deck* Is this your card..again?

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Mini Space Cadet: (after a very long day at choir contest) Jumper, did you know that choir kids actually sing on the choir bus...the whole way there and bacccccccck?
Time for a poop break!