Blogs are for Fugs

Blogs are so self-serving. You think enough people actually care enough about your thoughts that they'll log into their computers and read your thoughts on politics and fashion?

Duh. Of course they do.
It beats working, sleeping, or living in general.

Therefore, I shall divulge many important things via blog, por ejemple:

Why I hate certain things..
Why I hate certain people that I don't know..
What makes me happy and why you should care..
Words that bother me..
Why only children are better than you..
Why my cats are better than you..
And probably many other exciting and life-changing topics that you'll surely be interested in.
As soon as I get a job, I'm sure I'll lose interest. Until then, this is my job.
Lucky you.