Lanky kid in a hoodie: *opens door, rolls in a ball across the floor, crawls to my desk on his belly, pops up slowly in front of my desk* "Did you know I was there???"
Friday, January 28, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
Your Mother for $200, Alex.
Kid with gloves, after being asked if he was late: No, I came in on time...unlike Burt Reynolds on Celebrity Jeopardy, he comes outta nowhere.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
O, Engineers.
Sports girl: Yes, he is real smart. He's going to college on a scholarship for smarts....to be a pioneer or engineer or something....
Ft. Lauderdale WKRP
Kid with the Germs t-shirt: What does this mean? Kin-sin-atty? What is that? Kinsinatty??
Me: That says "Cincinnati".
Kid with the Germs t-shirt: Well, whatever man...I'm not from Florida.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Goth Talk
Goth boy: Someone told me that I look like So-and-So Scissor Fingers.
Me: Do you mean Edward Scissorhands?!?!
Pause
Sheepdog Haired Boy: I think you look like a wizard.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Ol' MCC
Space Cadet: Ohhhh, I am so hungry. I have mustard chicken in my car. Don't you dare call me "ol' mustard chicken car".
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