I've got the pre kind.

Baby Hipster: Jess seems sad today, she's sleeping at the table.
Me: What's wrong with her?
Baby Hipster: Ohh, I think she has that post-mortem depression.
Me: Hmmmmm......

PETA, Paul, and Mary....

Space Cadet: And you know..I'm not helping the Special Olympics anymore....I mean, there are special animals in the world, too. Some have broken legs and some have really bad ear aches. Let's help them instead....

Another victory for public schools...

Mystery Backpack Kid: Heyyy, I see y'all are going to Italy. Ummm...are y'all driving or flying?
Me: *slowly puts marker down, turns, stares blankly* Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!!!!
Mystery Backpack Kid: Oh, well wait...is it down south or on the other side of the world?
Me: *stares blankly* Other side of the world.....
Mystery Backpack Kid: Ohhh, okay cool...I haven't been to the other side of the world in a while...*exits room*
Me: *stares blankly*

-End Scene-

Facepalm on the prairie...

Small Emo Boy: *yelling as he runs into room* MISS JUMPER!!!!! KALEB IS WEARING A V-NECK T-SHIRT AND HE WON'T LET ME DRAW CHEST HAIR ON HIM AND IT'S KILLING MEEEEEE!
Me: *facepalm*

Blonde cheerleader: We're watching an "Inconvenient Truth" in class and it's, like, soooo scary.
Blonde wrestler: Did you know that's based on a true story??
Blonde cheerleader: Cause it IS a true story, idiot.
Blonde wrestler: *stunned* WHAT?!?!?!?
Blonde cheerleader: *facepalm*

Sage Wisdom Thursday

One of my wisest hippy girls is a bountiful fountain of knowledge. I love hearing what she has to say....

"...And I never went on that merry-go-round again!!!"

"She doesn't even act like a nun!"

"Gramma is an outlaw...she sings to snails..."

"That's when I found out that turtles NEED their shells."

"I wish elephants laid eggs."

"If I had an elephant, I'd dress it like an eskimo. It'd look like a mammoth but I'd do it anyway."

To be continued....

Every Ranch begins with R

"Miss Jumper, will you have salad with me?"

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