And they never found her body...

Girl: Miss Jumper, you should totally hang out at the Rock Garage with us!
Me: Umm, I'm 29 years old.
Girl: Ohhh...well you could totally hang out with my gramma!

Tuesday Gallery of Greatness

The Saga Continues to Continue

More from Red's seductive novel about Lt. Alligator....

RIP that dude from that movie..

Open Scene

Students are chattering about the death of Patrick Swayze. Some know who he is, some don't...
Clueless Kid: Ohhh, was Patrick Swayze named after that band??
Me: *heart breaks, dies...haunts students that are using the pottery wheel..annoys Whoopi Goldberg*

End Scene

Artist of the Week

Ole Red..at it again.

This is Lieutenant Alligator. He's a Cornell grad and a vegetarian. His archnemesis is Lieutenant Crocodile, who has two monocles.
Lt. Alligaor travelled through time to adopt a Chinese baby, where he met and made enemy-time with Lt. Croc.
Red has promised me that this epic will continue. Stay tuned!

Yo Quiero Sugar Skull

The class is observing a collage. One student asks what the skull image in it means.

Me: That's a sugar skull
Ditzy Blonde: YEAH! Those are part of Dia de los Muertos...it's to celebrate family that has passed on. It's a really important holiday in Mexico.
The whole class: *Dumbfounded stare*
Me: Wow, good job. How did you know that.
Ditzy Blonde: Uhhhh, it's on Beverly Hills Chihuahua. I've seen it like, a million times.