Miss Oklahoma, whaa whaaaa?

Teacher: Who wants a signed photo of Miss Oklahoma?

Kids: Ooooohhh! I do!!!!

Boy Kid: (Grabs photo and weasels away...looks at photo longingly)
"Mmmhmmm....That's what IIII'm talkin' bouuuut".

A letter to my high school teachers...

I am so sorry for ever being a teenager.

Please forgive me.

Sincerely,

Spazzy McGee

The culprit!

I caught this naughty bee and plan to rehabiliate it. Wish me luck.

Bzzzzz

I got slapped on the boob by one of my students' mommas today. Don't worry, there was a bee on it. And yes, I got her number.