Me: Where is your sketchbook already?!?!

Lanky Kid: I lost it in the great sketchbook fire of '96. Please don't bring it up.

Wednesday

Me: When did you last cry?

Lanky kid: Last night....when I had diarrhea soooo bad. And next time I cry I'm going to write you a letter with the tears as proof.

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Me: What word would you use to describe yourself?

Lanky kid: *Pause* Chicken. *Pause* NO! TURKEY.

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Lanky kid: HEY JUMPER. I'm getting an owl *Pause* No. I'm getting a falcon. Then we can have *SCREEEEEEEEEECH* contests.

Shaggy-haired senior: Maybe Monet was a cyborg. Is that a bundle of wires in a field, or some haystacks? You don't know.

Overheard on a Friday

Smart WOW kid: I know that because I read it in my book about ancient bats.

Tuesday...

Me: So, who is the Surrealist artist we all know...he had a crazy mustache?
Class: *crickets*
Me: COME ON! He painted clocks melting?
Girl in front : Oh...clocks..yeah, that's Flava Flav.

Rocker Kid: Oh, hey..my drumset's birthday is today!

Rock Brain: Yeah, but..beauty isn't in the eye of the beholder...it's in the eye of the BUTT holder.

Me: Hey, are you still staying at your grandma's?

Lanky Lankerson: No, no more grandma. All she did all day was talk about people and cry.

Freshman Girl: Why are you taping pizza crusts together???

Freshman Boy with Pizza Crusts: Quiet. I'm working.