Ol' Red: Dude, do you realize you have two backpacks on?

Not-so-small-emo-boy: Yeah, dude...one's for my Pokemon cards.

This and That.

Me: Hey, how did you feel after the blood drive?
Tall Boy: Oh, I was ok. I went home at ate a whole thing of Bagel Bites so...ya know...

Taco Boy: Yeah, well...I don't know if this will be as cool to y'all but...I killed a scorpion with a sword last night.

Sneaky Boy (gazing at clay creation): Noooo, this isn't a pipe...it's a...one of those uh....logs, like in a log ride? I really just love log rides!

Realism

Aristotasaurus

Me: So...what is a philosopher?

Polite Young Man 1: (dead serious) Oh...that's a dinosaur, isn't it? The Philosoraptor??

"Ladies' Man Abe Lincoln"

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