Back to School

School is in full swing. It is approximately 4,220 degrees outside but the kids are in good spirits.
Their art teacher, however, is cranky.

School is Out

Don't talk to me until August unless it's about cats, Froot Loops, or sledding.

Moving right along.

Boy: What is a Muppet, anyway?
Girl: It's a Marie Antoinette combined with a puppet.
*Pause*
Boy: Do you mean marionette????
Girl: Oh yeah...I can't ever pronounce that right.


Overheard at lunch...
Space Cadet: I'm not bipolar...I just say f$#! a lot.

PostSecret...teen edition

Our last assignment of the year is about secrets. They were asked to make a PostSecret-style artwork. Here are some of my favorites....

Show me yo teef.

Space Cadet: He needs braces. Okay, you know how people from Massachussets and Maine have narrow teeth? *Makes narrow teeth motion* His teeth are like that...it scares me.

Gumraffe

Who's got change for this 20?

Me: I'm going to Vegas this summer!
Space Cadet: You are?! You should go see those hot male dancers...the Fire from Down Yonder...
Me: You mean the Thunder From Down Under?
Space Cadet: Saaaaaame thhhiiiinnnng.