Show me yo teef.

Space Cadet: He needs braces. Okay, you know how people from Massachussets and Maine have narrow teeth? *Makes narrow teeth motion* His teeth are like that...it scares me.

Gumraffe

Who's got change for this 20?

Me: I'm going to Vegas this summer!
Space Cadet: You are?! You should go see those hot male dancers...the Fire from Down Yonder...
Me: You mean the Thunder From Down Under?
Space Cadet: Saaaaaame thhhiiiinnnng.

I've got the pre kind.

Baby Hipster: Jess seems sad today, she's sleeping at the table.
Me: What's wrong with her?
Baby Hipster: Ohh, I think she has that post-mortem depression.
Me: Hmmmmm......

PETA, Paul, and Mary....

Space Cadet: And you know..I'm not helping the Special Olympics anymore....I mean, there are special animals in the world, too. Some have broken legs and some have really bad ear aches. Let's help them instead....

Another victory for public schools...

Mystery Backpack Kid: Heyyy, I see y'all are going to Italy. Ummm...are y'all driving or flying?
Me: *slowly puts marker down, turns, stares blankly* Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!!!!
Mystery Backpack Kid: Oh, well wait...is it down south or on the other side of the world?
Me: *stares blankly* Other side of the world.....
Mystery Backpack Kid: Ohhh, okay cool...I haven't been to the other side of the world in a while...*exits room*
Me: *stares blankly*

-End Scene-

Facepalm on the prairie...

Small Emo Boy: *yelling as he runs into room* MISS JUMPER!!!!! KALEB IS WEARING A V-NECK T-SHIRT AND HE WON'T LET ME DRAW CHEST HAIR ON HIM AND IT'S KILLING MEEEEEE!
Me: *facepalm*

Blonde cheerleader: We're watching an "Inconvenient Truth" in class and it's, like, soooo scary.
Blonde wrestler: Did you know that's based on a true story??
Blonde cheerleader: Cause it IS a true story, idiot.
Blonde wrestler: *stunned* WHAT?!?!?!?
Blonde cheerleader: *facepalm*