Thursday, February 4, 2010

Sage Wisdom Thursday

One of my wisest hippy girls is a bountiful fountain of knowledge. I love hearing what she has to say....

"...And I never went on that merry-go-round again!!!"

"She doesn't even act like a nun!"

"Gramma is an outlaw...she sings to snails..."

"That's when I found out that turtles NEED their shells."

"I wish elephants laid eggs."

"If I had an elephant, I'd dress it like an eskimo. It'd look like a mammoth but I'd do it anyway."

To be continued....

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Every Ranch begins with R


"Miss Jumper, will you have salad with me?"

Monday, February 1, 2010

Go here!

http://www.olahelland.net/giraffes/

to see these...


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Overheard..

Small Emo Kid: Rubber?! I hardly know her!!!

Totally Pictastic Tuesday
















Wednesday, January 13, 2010

That's what she said.

Space Cadet: The way she walks, like, it reminds you of Satan. She's sporty and tough and redheaded...And I, like, don't wanna fight the devil...Satan, I rebuke you, man....

Small Freshman: If I were falling off a cliff I'd take my clothes off 'cause if I was born naked I'm gonna die naked. *swigs Mt. Dew*

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

XXX


This week will mark my entry into the world of the unknown...a dreaded and mysterious time that no self-respecting child of the 80s discusses. I am turning 30. The students have had a countdown on the board since the 3rd week of school and it's growing into single digits, which terrifies me.
One of the sweeties got me this fine goat as a gift. I think it symbolizes my pact with Satan. Or they found it in their closet over break. Whatevs.