Maybe shut it more...

Punk kid one: Dude you got your lip pierced!

Punk kid two: I know dude. I wanted to make a difference in the world and I decided to start with my mouth.

Left Right Left

While working on his sketchbook assignment to draw an animal with your left or opposite hand...

Long-haired teen: Teacher!! This is harrrddd...can I erase with my right hand???

5 minutes later...

Long-haired teen: Ughhh,teacher... it's so hard to draw with all my bling on. *Removes plastic gold rings*

3 minutes later...

Long-haired teen: Teacher, can you show me how to draw those m-shaped birds from the 80s?

Until it tries to get romantic..

Redheaded kid: "Dude, if I were a teacher I would totally arrange the desks in the shape of a dolphin. How cool would it be to sit on a dolphin?!!?!"

End of Summer

Summer is almost over and that is stupid.
Eric "CWP" Smith has requested I update.
I completed all of my goals. I drank, tanned, tanned and dranked. I'm now visitin some Ashevillains to send out the summer right.
I will be starting at a new school in August. And by new I mean old, cause I went to school there. Gulp.

School are over

It has been one glorious week since I stepped foot in a school and I've gotten alot accomplished.
-Tannin'
-Drankin'
-Waterparkin'
-Drankin'
-Tannin'
I need a hobby that you can do while drinking and tanning. I know...drinking and tanning!
*gluglug*

Today's Threat/Compliment/Injury

Junior Boy: Heyyy, Ms. Jumper...are you gonna be here next year?
Me: Nope. I'm not.
Junior Boy: *pause* I will destroy you.

Ten minutes later....

Junior Boy: Heyy, Ms. Jumper...does this look infected?

End Scene

Today's Fact

Banana peels were once beaten and dried to use as papyrus by students on remote islands hundreds of years ago. Probably.
Today my students followed in that tradition to let me know that they were going to home ec to dry their socks. Why use real paper when you can use my breakfast??