Sk8r Die kid: Have you saw the preview for Hangover III? Me: You mean have I seeeeeen it? "Saw" should come after a pronoun. Sk8r Die kid: Pshhhh what's a pronoun even, like a professional noun??

Overheard on a Thursday

I look good eating this banana.

That was the toughest game of Mega Man of my life.

No...it was Brendan Fraser guys. He was in Wal Mart and I followed him all around thinking..'That's Brendan Fraser in a jersey!!!'.

Me: Ok, you need to be figuring out what you're going to draw to represent our town.

Shaggy Shaggerson: *thinks* Can I draw those people that sell dogs in the Wal Mart parking lot?

Overheard on a Thursday 2.0

Cher-obsessed boy: Mother Teresa is by far the sexiest lady of all time....

Me: Where is your sketchbook already?!?!

Lanky Kid: I lost it in the great sketchbook fire of '96. Please don't bring it up.

Wednesday

Me: When did you last cry?

Lanky kid: Last night....when I had diarrhea soooo bad. And next time I cry I'm going to write you a letter with the tears as proof.

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Me: What word would you use to describe yourself?

Lanky kid: *Pause* Chicken. *Pause* NO! TURKEY.

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Lanky kid: HEY JUMPER. I'm getting an owl *Pause* No. I'm getting a falcon. Then we can have *SCREEEEEEEEEECH* contests.

Shaggy-haired senior: Maybe Monet was a cyborg. Is that a bundle of wires in a field, or some haystacks? You don't know.

Overheard on a Friday

Smart WOW kid: I know that because I read it in my book about ancient bats.

Tuesday...

Me: So, who is the Surrealist artist we all know...he had a crazy mustache?
Class: *crickets*
Me: COME ON! He painted clocks melting?
Girl in front : Oh...clocks..yeah, that's Flava Flav.

Rocker Kid: Oh, hey..my drumset's birthday is today!

Rock Brain: Yeah, but..beauty isn't in the eye of the beholder...it's in the eye of the BUTT holder.

Me: Hey, are you still staying at your grandma's?

Lanky Lankerson: No, no more grandma. All she did all day was talk about people and cry.

Freshman Girl: Why are you taping pizza crusts together???

Freshman Boy with Pizza Crusts: Quiet. I'm working.

Ol' Red: Dude, do you realize you have two backpacks on?

Not-so-small-emo-boy: Yeah, dude...one's for my Pokemon cards.

This and That.

Me: Hey, how did you feel after the blood drive?
Tall Boy: Oh, I was ok. I went home at ate a whole thing of Bagel Bites so...ya know...

Taco Boy: Yeah, well...I don't know if this will be as cool to y'all but...I killed a scorpion with a sword last night.

Sneaky Boy (gazing at clay creation): Noooo, this isn't a pipe...it's a...one of those uh....logs, like in a log ride? I really just love log rides!

Realism

Aristotasaurus

Me: So...what is a philosopher?

Polite Young Man 1: (dead serious) Oh...that's a dinosaur, isn't it? The Philosoraptor??

"Ladies' Man Abe Lincoln"

Test test test

Me: So, did you have fun on the band trip? Meet any honeys?

Not So Small Emo Boy: No honeys, but they were definitely admirin' my stride.