Sk8r Die kid: Have you saw the preview for Hangover III? Me: You mean have I seeeeeen it? "Saw" should come after a pronoun. Sk8r Die kid: Pshhhh what's a pronoun even, like a professional noun??

Overheard on a Thursday

I look good eating this banana.

That was the toughest game of Mega Man of my life.

No...it was Brendan Fraser guys. He was in Wal Mart and I followed him all around thinking..'That's Brendan Fraser in a jersey!!!'.

Me: Ok, you need to be figuring out what you're going to draw to represent our town.

Shaggy Shaggerson: *thinks* Can I draw those people that sell dogs in the Wal Mart parking lot?

Overheard on a Thursday 2.0

Cher-obsessed boy: Mother Teresa is by far the sexiest lady of all time....

Me: Where is your sketchbook already?!?!

Lanky Kid: I lost it in the great sketchbook fire of '96. Please don't bring it up.

Wednesday

Me: When did you last cry?

Lanky kid: Last night....when I had diarrhea soooo bad. And next time I cry I'm going to write you a letter with the tears as proof.

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Me: What word would you use to describe yourself?

Lanky kid: *Pause* Chicken. *Pause* NO! TURKEY.

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Lanky kid: HEY JUMPER. I'm getting an owl *Pause* No. I'm getting a falcon. Then we can have *SCREEEEEEEEEECH* contests.

Shaggy-haired senior: Maybe Monet was a cyborg. Is that a bundle of wires in a field, or some haystacks? You don't know.