Sounds itchy.

Mini Space Cadet: I left school for three hours today. In that time, I developed Bieber Fever!

Gum as you are.

Rock and Roll Cowboy: Jumper, do you have any Chiclets? I love Chiclets. I need them. HOW DO YOU HAVE MEXICAN STUDENTS AND NOT HAVE CHICLETS!!!!!!!!!!??*pause*
I'm outta here.

Stick it to em.

Ol' Red: You know what they say...if you hate something, tape it to a giant stick.

More like Lame Action, amirite.

Gamer Girl: Do you even know what LARPing meannnnnnns?
Me: Yes. And I am too old and cool for it.
Gamer Girl: WHAT-EVERRR. LARPing is cool, I read it on Tumblr.

Free to a good home.

Lanky kid in a hoodie: *Rolls up to my desk behind giant trashcan, trying to conceal his identity, then pops up* "Hey JUMPER! If I didn't have any parents or a dad, would you adopt me so that you don't look like a pervert?"

Young love.

Bespeckled band girl: Should I tell him that he smells like my dead mother? That faint smell of cigarette smoke and chicken....