Facepalm on the prairie...

Small Emo Boy: *yelling as he runs into room* MISS JUMPER!!!!! KALEB IS WEARING A V-NECK T-SHIRT AND HE WON'T LET ME DRAW CHEST HAIR ON HIM AND IT'S KILLING MEEEEEE!
Me: *facepalm*

Blonde cheerleader: We're watching an "Inconvenient Truth" in class and it's, like, soooo scary.
Blonde wrestler: Did you know that's based on a true story??
Blonde cheerleader: Cause it IS a true story, idiot.
Blonde wrestler: *stunned* WHAT?!?!?!?
Blonde cheerleader: *facepalm*